Stick Philosophy Paperback – November 25, 2025

Welcome to Stick Philosophy — the world’s most questionable collection of wisdom, drawn by someone who openly admits their family lied about their artistic talent.If you’ve ever wanted a book that says absolutely nothing useful, yet somehow makes you laugh out loud, congratulations. You found it.Inside you’ll discover 50 pages of completely unhinged stick-figure confessions, including:✔ A stick person who wants to pluck a chicken while wearing a bikini (page 19)✔ A stick person whose fish is offended after being fed a cheeseburger (page 45)✔ A stick person who dreams of hiring a duck… that smokes (page 47)✔ A stick person who can’t focus because their underwear is migrating north (page 37)✔ And a stick person determined to wear knee socks at age 49, because why not (page 31)These are not life lessons.These are not affirmations.These are… whatever this is.Perfect For:· people with a weird sense of humor· adults who need a brain break· friends who say “I want something funny”· white-elephant exchanges· coffee-table chaos· anyone who laughs at inappropriate nonsenseEach page is drawn with chaotic charm and paired with a line that will make you snort-laugh, sigh, or question humanity entirely. This is not a coloring book. This is not a journal. This is a book of pure, pointless joy, created for no other reason than to make you smile.Buy it for yourself.Buy it for a friend.Buy it for someone who needs therapy but refuses to go.This is Volume One. Which means — yes — there’s more nonsense coming. Read more